Goal. An interlude.

Christoph Metzelder (Bundesliga - Schalke - Defender/Former German National)

I don't know how well he plays football but I think he's the best

Diego Forlan (La Liga - Atletico Madrid - Striker/Uruguayan National

So what if this guy doesn't photograph well, I still <3 him

Fernando Muslera (Serie A - Lazio - Goalkeeper/Urugauayan National)

He has a baby face and big teeth ("Castorino") but he's also a delightful 6'3"

                 Kevin Prince Boateng (English Premier League - Portsmouth FC - Midfielder/Ghanaian National)

I think I'm mainly attracted to his neck tattoos cos sometimes he looks like a douche

Roque Santa Cruz (English Premier League - Man City FC - Striker/Paraguayan National)
He's just a cutie  
Even (especially) when he's pulling his pants down for no clear reason

Francesco Totti (Serie A - Roma - Striker, Midfielder/Former Italian National)
He looks like he might hurt you, hurt you real good, while cursing at you in Italian  
If you're into that sort of thing 
But then he also has a crappy gladiator tattoo and seems to like to suck his thumb