Tuesday B4 Thanksgiving. There's something about this holiday that makes me want to be drunk 24/7. (Can I say that?)
Trying to come up with a new blog post but can't figure it. Want to write about my Kanye affinity but can't find the words for it.
Ever get the feeling you're being watched? Then wonder why you aren't getting notes?
Had this thought earlier: Secularity = lack of perversion... making usual perversions completely uninteresting and...boring. But it could just be me b/c I was mocked earlier this evening (paraphrasing): "Nothing's interesting to you, is it?"
No. I can pretty much imagine it all and then normalize it. I've had that much psychotherapy in my lifetime.
Went to the library on my lunch break today. Got two books. Female Chauvinist Pigs and The Dirt on Clean.
Had to explain to a 75 (?) y.o. man what "LOL!" meant today.
Had a convo yesterday with a close to 75 y.o. about addiction vs. dependency. Heroin is the only addiction, all others are "dependencies" according to JM. I inquired about alcohol and he told me how he used to drink a bottle of alcohol a day but he liked to mix it with things like "crystal light." I wanted to shout "get out of my mind!" but I didn't. He kept saying that we will go to lunch together next week but we'll see. I think we have a lot in common.
"You'll be my Frieda Kahlo - I'll be Diego Rivera."
Tell you a secret: I didn't like my Four Loko post. I thought it could be infinitely better.Another secret: I've been trying to figure out how to surreptitiously drink Four Loko all day on Thursday.
I also thought it would be funny to tell Hedges that I wanted to buy him a pillow for xmas. A pillow that you can plug your iPod into. WTF?
Irony. It's also for me. As opposed to saying, "It's not just for hipsters anymore."
"Hipsters." So post.
More excited about hanging out in a Best Western "up the street" from Cecil (Community) College than seeing family. That's another secret.
It used to be CCC (Cecil Community College). That's where I got a "D" in "college" level Chemistry when I was in 12th grade. BTW: in my world everyone is so "post-smart" that they make fun of high schoolers taking "college" level classes. Then I got in trouble and had to spend half the school day in "study hall." I don't remember what I got in trouble for, I was just a troubled kid. Did I tell you about the drug sniffing dogs and the Cavalier?
OMG! As a "punishment" I had to do nothing for half a day in "study halls" instead of taking "college" courses at the community college!!! Do you hear how ridiculous that sounds? Do you? Because I couldn't muster the energy to "care" about high school I was kicked out of "college." Think about it, Thanksgiving, think about it.
Actually I think it was because I was failing Physics and Trig in high school that I was kicked out of CCC; that and because I preferred to go to Taco Bell in Elkton for lunch with my skater friends...
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